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JACKSON, Miss. - Constance McMillen didn't believe her Mississippi school district would really call off her senior prom rather than allow her to show up with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo.

- Michael

I hate. Fuck United Airlines. I should be more than halfway to Leiden and seeing Tiffany. Instead I'm at home because a bunch of fuckheads are a bunch of fuckheads.

- Michael